Saturday, February 23, 2008

Murders, elections, USDA and UP update for FEB

Dear Henry Albert,

The NYPD got the guy who killed the Psychotherapist by whacking her on the head with a meat cleaver. The whacker was an ex-patient. The whackee didn’t comment.

The NYPD concluded that the man found dead with a corkscrew in his head in Brooklyn was murdered. Accidental death and suicide was definitely ruled out.

A strangled girl was found stuffed in a furnace in the basement of a building on Walton Avenue in The Bronx. The strangler and stranglee were Father and Daughter. The strangler explained she used his computer and he became miffed. (: to put into an ill humor) and strangled her. Miffing can be dangerous.

The wife of the Dentist who was murdered in a Playground in Forest Hills was arrested. She had paid a relative (her's) to shoot him.

Kenya held elections. Various tribes and political leaders expressed their disappointment and displeasure in the results by using machetes to hack hundreds of people to death. (Disappointment + displeasure = miffed)

On February 19th, Barbara Sheehan shot her husband, Raymond, 3 times in their bathroom. Raymond was a NYC retired Police Sergeant and they live in Howard Beach. On the same day I stopped at the famous sausage and peppers truck on Cross Bay Boulevard in Howard Beach. It is near the Police Station, Fire House, Lenny’s Clam Bar several Mafia hangouts and a lot of famous murders. Homicide is suspected. The wife was probably miffed.

Beef recalled from Calif. slaughterhouseBradenton Herald - Feb 17, 2008By GREG RISLING AP The US Department of Agriculture (USDA) on Sunday recalled 143 million pounds of beef. When they say, “beef recalled..”, does mean somebody says, “come back beef or come back cow”?
There are 97,000,000 cattle in the USA. That works out to be over 1½ pounds per cow. Tofu is better.
On February 18th, we had a Lunar Eclipse. That is when the Earth comes between the Sun and the Moon. The shadow of Earth blocks the sunlight and part or all of the Moon is dark. Lunar eclipses are fun, especially if you are a vampire bat or a werewolf.





Kosovo separated from Serbia. Serbia is Christian and Kosovo is Muslim. They hate each other. They also hate America and Jews. Kosovo celebrated by threatening to kill Serbs and Jews. Serbs celebrated by burning the American Embassy. President Bush was in Africa with porky and said something. Sen. McCain said it was not nice and he didn’t have sex with that lady. Hillary looked askance. Obama listens to Brzezinski.

Most Februarys have 28 days, but every four years, they add an extra day. Some people call the extra day, “Extra Day”. This year we have February 29th.

Your Mommy put a movie of you reading on the Internet. You are officially able to say, “Up”. Up is good. “Down” is also good. If we didn’t have down, we probably wouldn’t have up. Maybe? Or maybe not!

If we add a P to UP, we get Pup. You would probably like a pup, but instead you are going to get a baby sister.

And if you take away the U from PUP and add two Os, you get POOP. And one day Mommy and Daddy are going to try to “potty train” you. Using a “kitty litter” is a lot easier.

It snowed yesterday and it is cold today so it is good to have soup and take a nap.

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