Change

Dear Henry Albert,

Election time is coming. Election time in America can be fun. Candidates are people who want to be President or something. They mostly tell lies and say silly things and jump up and down and make promises they won’t keep. “Experts” are people who may or may not know something and make stupid comments and predictions to stupid people on TV, in newspapers and on the Internet.

Last week they all yelled CHANGE. The Politicians, Candidates and Experts started to jump up and down yelling “CHANGE”. We know CHANGE is popular because they didn’t stop yelling CHANGE. All the people who want to become President and all the newspapers, political experts TV experts and others kept yelling about CHANGE.
CHANGE is important and good and nice and makes you smell better. Albert Einstein, who was a very smart man, said, “The only thing that does not change is that everything does change.” That shows that Albert knew about important stuff like politicians and smelly diapers as well as relativity and the space-time continuum.

They are probably yelling CHANGE now because there will be an election and our government is like a big smelly diaper that needs to be changed. If we don’t CHANGE the smelly poops in the diapers can evolve and grow up to be politicians. We have a whole bunch who are now Representatives and Senators and Presidents.

Maybe when they say CHANGE they are talking about something else, but no one explains what they mean. WATER and OSMOSIS is also important. Some people talk about water but almost nobody ever talks about osmosis. And without osmosis, where would we be?

If we don’t do CHANGE, what will we have? ENTROPY a: the degradation of the matter and energy in the universe to an ultimate state of inert uniformity b: a process of degradation or running down or a trend to disorder. We already have that.

This can be confusing. Ask your Mommy or Daddy to get you an abbreviated (digested) copy of Korzybski’s “Science and Sanity”. And even if you can’t read it, it doesn’t make any difference.

A nap is good.